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omgtsn:

human:

android users be like 

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yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone

(Source: human, via 0riginal)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via unprime)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via 0riginal)

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via tyleroakley)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via tyleroakley)

2-shane-s:

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

(Source: birdsofafeathercolchester, via tyleroakley)

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via africandad)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via stop)

(Source: amargedom, via desparate)

(Source: khanhcept, via metalhearted)

(Source: natures-queen, via revering)

departured:

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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(Source: rocmah, via trust)

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

(via refreshes)